Billy Weaver

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The fashion conscious member of the team, he will be found quite regularly wearing a horrendous shirt or wearing his bright green trainers to bat in. The motivator of the team, particularly Piggott, he will never be the quietest person on the field, as he shouts his war cries in attempt in some cases to wake the Fairburn fielders up. Always late, he accumulates more than his fair share of fines, claiming he had to go and stock up the beers in the pavilion fridge and also for his crimes against fashion. As Fairburn coach, he is never short of an idea or two on how he could mould a drunken mob into something which resembles a cricket team, and has a particular fondness with his cones. Beaver bats no 5 for the first XI and likes nothing more than for the opposition to fire him up into a swashbuckling innings. Beaver "bowls" the occasional over in an attempt to buy a wicket and is generally a very good club man.