Alan Greenfield

Not the all rounder he once was (as shown in the old photo above) due to attending bums and tums classes in his thong leotard, this film buff !!!! enjoys giving it to the opposition with bat and ball whilst carrying various injuries. The real reason he stands at the back of the gym class is not to admire the scenery as we would all suppose, but it is due to the insistence of the instructor that Aggie must have a back, sac and crack wax if he wants to do the Downward Facing Dog pose at the front of the class!! Fairburns' answer to Jeremy Clarkson, Aggie is currently working his way through the Beamer series.